Waterparks – Numb Chords on Ukulele

[Intro]
D#m C# G#m B (x5)

[Verse 1]
D#m     C#        G#m            
How can I be your black hole and 
              B
your favorite constellation?
D#m       C#       G#m          
While sometimes be depressed to 
                 B
death and living on vacation
D#m     C#                  G#m         
I'll divide my time between me, 
myself, 
                 B
and I and all my expectations
D#m                  
Cause, motherfucker, 
       C#
I look good today
     G#m               
Self-care, green hair, 
        B
looking cute today

[Pre-Chorus]
D#m
Hello to the fandom
             C#
Please don't have a tantrum
                           G#m
Cause if this here ain’t a stick up
             B       
Why do I got both my 
            D#m
hands up praying?
               C#
I'm just saying
              G#m
You're either dying
   N.C
Or you're playing
Either way I'm in the conversation 
(Woo!)

[Chorus]
D#m C# G#m          B       
           You only like me 
                    D#m
           when I'm numb
C# G#m          B
       You only like mе when I'm
D#m               C#
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
G#m                B
All I know is that this isn't fun
D#m        C#
The more I wrap myself up
G#m          B
Thе more I'm coming undone
D#m               C#
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
G#m                B    
All I know is that this 
          D#m C# G#m
isn't love
         B
You only like me when I'm numb

[Interlude]
D#m C# G#m B

[Verse 2]
   D#m      C#         G#m
My band and I are like Coldplay
                  B
That's allowed to say the fuck word
    D#m         C#
And you, you're like
            G#m                
The biggest scummy bummy dummy 
     B
ugly motherfucker
D#m                       C#
Cause you can't look past caps
               G#m
Or the jokes I make
                    B
Because you hate to laugh
                    D#m
You're too cool for me
                         C#
But motherfucker, I look good today
     G#m               
Self-care, green hair, 
        B
looking cute today

[Pre-Chorus]
D#m
Hello to the fandom
             C#
Please don't have a tantrum
                           G#m
Cause if this here ain’t a stick up
             B       
Why do I got both my 
            D#m
hands up praying?
               C#
I'm just saying
              G#m
You're either dying
Or you're playing
       B
Either way I'm in the conversation 
(Woo!)

[Chorus]
D#m C# G#m          B            
           You only like me when 
               D#m
           I'm numb
C# G#m          B
       You only like mе when I'm
D#m               C#
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
G#m                B
All I know is that this isn't fun
D#m        C#
The more I wrap myself up
G#m          B
Thе more I'm coming undone
D#m               C#
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
G#m                B    
All I know is that this 
          D#m C# G#m
isn't love
         B
You only like me when I'm

[Outro]
D#m C# G#m          B            
          (You only like me when 
              D#m
          I'm numb)
C# G#m          B            
      (You only like me when 
          D#m  C# G#m B D#m
      I'm numb)