Lovejoy – Its All Futile Its All Pointless Chords on Ukulele

[Intro]
 A   Bm  C#m   D
x2

[Verse 1]
(Palm Muted)
A          Bm         
I lost the passion that
             C#m         D
 comes with living
A       Bm               C#m  D
Since I started university
A          Bm            
I took a geography course 
    C#m
to learn the datelines
    D
And maybe use a sextant
A              Bm   
But now I just press
          C#m       D
 facsimiles

[Verse 2]
A           Bm         
And you're exactly who 
              C#m
you wanted to be
       D
That's what you said
A                Bm          
'Cause you wanna watch TV and
 C#m               D
 sleep all day and lay 
in bed but
A          Bm              
You're forgetting that I've 
        C#m             D
got to go to work and eat my food
    A               Bm       
And pay my rent and reproduce 
     C#m
and feed those kids
    D
And maybe use a sextant

Thank you for visiting us

[Pre-Chorus]
F#m  G#m        A
   I don't miss you
           C#m       
I miss the thought of
              D
 what we were

[Chorus]
A           Bm               
This is the part where I shut
 C#m            D
 up and let you infest
 my brain
A         Bm             C#m    
Wrap your arms around my cortex,
         D
 dig you in and let you drain
A      Bm               C#m 
You'll never get rid of me, 
       D
oh I'm like a fcking disease
A           Bm              C#m
I'll make a home in your gut
            D
'Cause it's somewhere 
warm to sleep

[Verse 3]
A             Bm     
What was your thought
             C#m
 when you realised
                  D
You'll never feel naive
 love again?
A      Bm              C#m
Was it pain or was it sickness?
         D
Were you proud of
 who you'd been?
A           Bm         
The shyness waiting for
     C#m
 his phone calls
            D         
Replaced by apathy and
 A
 dating apps
             Bm    
You held his hands,
              C#m
 it felt like flying
         D
Now he's just another man

[Verse 4]
A                   Bm    
You'd rather he was inside 
        C#m       D
than beside you
A                Bm      
But he's talking marriage
       C#m       D
 and a future
A              Bm  
He's picking a lock 
               C#m    D
he doesn't go into
A               Bm    
He's knife in a wound,
        C#m         D
 he's a suture

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[Pre-Chorus]
F#m  G#m        A
   I don't miss you
           C#m       
I miss the thought of
              D
 what we were

[Chorus]
A           Bm               
This is the part where I shut
 C#m            D
 up and let you infest
 my brain
A         Bm             C#m    
Wrap your arms around my cortex,
         D
 dig you in and let you drain
A      Bm               C#m 
You'll never get rid of me, 
       D
oh I'm like a fcking disease
A           Bm              C#m
I'll make a home in your gut
            D
'Cause it's somewhere 
warm to sleep

[Bridge]
A    Bm   C#m
It's okay
    D              
Anything to make me 
      A
feel less numb

     Bm   C#m
It's okay
    D             
Anything to make me 
       A
feel less numb
     Bm   C#m
It's okay
    D               
Anything to make me
     A
 feel less numb
     Bm   C#m   D
It's okay

[Outro]
A      Bm              C#m
Eat my rent and eat my food
           D           
And eat my dues and eat 
       A
those kids (it's okay)
    D
And maybe use a sextant