Harley Poe – Diary Ukulele Chords

[Intro]
Dm

[Verse]
Dm
It's Monday morning, I'm fine
Dm                   A
I see the suns gonna shine
A
Thoughts of love in my head
A                       Dm
I think I'll get out of bed
Dm
I'm gonna conquer the world
Dm                  Gdim
But I'll make it my friend
Bb                 Gm7
The universe is my guide
Gm7                 F    
And I'm just gonna glide 
        A
all day
A                    Dm
Loving my life this way

[Verse]
Dm
Tuesday came way too soon
Dm                   A
I'll wake in the afternoon
A
I wonder why do I try
A                  Dm
Life is passing me by
Dm
Do I have any friends
Dm                Gdim
Am I alone in the end?
Bb                 Gm7
Always alone in the end
Gm7                        
It's probably better 
        F       A
'cause I'm way out there
A                     Dm 
Know I'm lying when I say 
          A
"I don't care"

[Chorus]
Bb
So I'll hide away
Bb               F
Cause everyone's obliged 
to say
F          A
Everything that's on their 
minds
A    Dm           Bb F
Even when it's so un kind 
and mean
F       A                  
Doesn't matter when you're 
  Dm
a freak
Dm
You're just another aspie 
schmuck
Bb
Pretending you don't give 
a fuck
F
You gotta just suck it
F
Suck it, suck it, suck it up
A
And swallow, you're hollow
A              Bb
The poison you wallow in
Bb                        
And ideas your issues and 
Db
doubt
Db
So cut it out
Abmaj7                    
Of everything that's good 
Dm        A
in your life

[Instrumental]
Abmaj7 Dm A F A  Bbmaj7 Dm
A F A Dm Bb A Dm

[Verse]
Dm
Oh, Wednesday be my friend, 
please
Dm                       
I'm stuck here down on my 
 A
knees
A
Oh, father make me a man
A                       Dm
That's what I'm praying for
Dm
Cause I don't have any sin
Dm                Gbdim
What was I saying again?
Gbdim                F
What's this song all about
F                       
It doesn't matter cause 
     A7
it's over soon
A7                       Dm
I'll go to bed, and wake up 
at noon

[Bridge]
Dm
What day is it anyway?
Dm                         
Why don't the good feelings 
  A
stay?
A
Is my diet a joke?
A                     Dm
Should I work out or toke?
Dm
I think I need to create
Dm
The only way I relate
Gdim
In a world full of hate
Bb                  Gm7
It's gonna bring me down
F
I can't decide
A
This shit is all in my mind

[Chorus]
Bb
So I'll hide away
Bb          F
Cause everyone's obliged 
to say
F    A
Everything that's on their 
minds
A    Dm           Bbaug F
Even when it's so un    kind 
and mean
A
Doesn't matter when you're 
a freak
Dm
You're just another aspie 
schmuck
Bb
Pretending you don't give 
a fuck
F
You gotta just suck it
F                 A
Suck it, suck it, suck it up
A
And swallow, you're hollow
A              Bb
The poison you wallow in
Bb                       
And ideas your issues and 
 C
doubt
C         Db
So cut it out
Db                     Dm 
Of everything that's good 
                A
in your life
A Bb F

[Verse]
(Spoken)
F        Dm    Gm7       
Hey man  Sup?  Can we not 
            Bb
talk about Friday?
F
Ok. Why not?
(Sing)
Dm                           A Dm
'Cause the weekend's here
F
You deserve a beer
Dm                   A Bb
The weekend's here
F
Shed off all your hair
Dm            A
The weekend's here
Ebmaj7
Start over again
Dm            A
The weekend's here
Dm        Bbaug F       A
Will this ever  fucking end?

[Chorus]
Bb
So I'll hide away
Bb               F
Cause everyone's obliged 
to say
F          A
Everything that's on their 
minds
A    Dm           Bb F    
Even when it's so un kind 
    Fm
and mean
F       A                  
Doesn't matter when you're 
  Dm
a freak
Dm
You're just another aspie 
schmuck
Bb                        
Pretending you don't give 
  F
a fuck
F
You gotta just suck it
F
Suck it, suck it, suck it up
A
And swallow, you're hollow
A              Bb
The poison you wallow in
Bb                    
And ideas your issues 
    Db
and doubt
Db
So cut it out
Abmaj7                   
Of everything that's good 
 Dm        A
in your life

[Outro]
Db        Eb               
Sunshine, rainbows, clouds, 
     Db
and blue skies
Db      Eb
Make it count
Eb              F
Go sharpen your knife!
F A Dm Bb F
A Dm Bb F A Dm Bb Dm